On the subject of MuhajaBABES & MuhajaBITCHES
September 2nd, 2010
Posted by Walid Zou’bi on Wednesday, September 1, 2010:
Hello Skinlovers… You know them you’ve seen them and you’ve crashed into them ladies & germs, let me present to you the girls who drive you to apostasy, heresy, and blasphemy! The new breed of Muhajabbehs the Muhajababes & the Muhajabitches!
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Well the Muhajababes are those creatures who wear the hijab in the most unusual and “tres modernes” way, bearing in mind that the whole idea of the hijab is modesty! Let’s start from the TOP: These girls wear the headscarves in brilliant colours and intricate fantastical drapings (nothing wrong with that), then you move slowly down and you see the tightest tops and blouses, then down further you see jeans painted on, so tight a deaf person could lip read! (yes this is vulgar but no other way to describe it), then on their feet they wear tight calf or hip length boots. I don’t know who they are kidding but it sure as hell doesn’t fool me or God!
And the Muhajabitches: You’ve driven behind them you’ve crashed into them, they are the creatures who think that once they put on the headscarf, a divine power descends upon them and they are mystically transformed into Rally drivers who have a divine power of invincibility and entitlement, they are the ones who after causing a 5 car pile up because they are twits who do not follow the traffic rules, turn around and say I didn’t do anything.
These two types of creatures are a blight and a bane of our existence. They have the impunity to do something wrong and then stare at you as if you had made the mistake , they are apostasy the Muhajababe because she is drawing attention to herself in complete opposite of the tenets of Islam, which state that a woman shouldn’t draw attention to herself and be obvious (very discreet is the explosion in a paint factory that is going on her face.
The Muhajabitches are the spoiled brats, who by the power invested in the Hijab say This is all mine, I own the street and you better move away far…
I can rant on and on about them but you guys know them. And besides you will get bored . guaranteed you have come across 1 or 2 so I don’t need to Explain in Detail… Especially in Ramadan, it is as if the veil has imbued them with magical invincible powers and they can fly and drive with no regard to driving laws or respect for other drivers nor pedestrians!
Classic Walid Zou’bi: taking an obvious topic, adding humor and a bit of naughty and making a necessary statement.
Take-away quote: “Explosion in a paint factory on her face”!
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