The Virgin Joke
Virgin girl is on the phone and asks her boyfriend to come over and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time.
Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it’s his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour.
He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex.
At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he’d like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.
That night, the boy shows up at the girl’s parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. “Oh, I’m so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!” The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl’s parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head.
A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down. 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.
Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, “I had no idea you were this religious.” The boy turns, and whispers back, “I had no idea your father was a pharmacist.”
Sphere: Related Content
Oh man looooooooooooooool, what a sad day for virgin men! Do your homework first!
LOOOOOOL!
Ahahahaha , theres no point in hiding!
Loooooooooool
really a good one!!
[...] Check it out! While looking through the blogosphere we stumbled on an interesting post today.Here’s a quick excerptVirgin girl is on the phone and asks her boyfriend to come over and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time. Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has […] [...]
Ok this totally cracked me up, hehehehehe,
Good one!
hehehehe, i saw a sketch of this one loooool
thx for da laughs man
lol.. that is the best 2007 joke.. i think i’m now ready for 2008..
Ha ha ha. Yeah, that sounds like my luck.
hahaha…ya 7aram lol!
You know it’s kinda old, but its a classic!
Gadeemeh
…. I know it already
HAHA so did he do it in the end? maybe the fathetr can give him some tips
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Good one!!!
thats nasty!!! :S:S:S
KJ: hahaha!
Blue Dress: True
wonders: Glad you enjoyed it
Hal: thanks for commenting and checking my blog out.
amjad mahfouz: anytime dude
steve_leb: hahaha, glad it is.
Dave: hahaha, yeah?
Ohoud: glad you loved it too
Saned: bekser elkhater
Sam: it is at least funny
nasimjo: good for you
TAT: mskeen!!
Amjad: haha! yeah it is
samia-chan: no it is not
HAHAHAHAHa if i wasn’t at work right now i’d be laughing real hard. that is so so funny. this is soo good. :p
made my day thats for sure
LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL